Originally from i'm gonna respect your dick later
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi by 3ftDeep
Originally from Fuck Yeah Movie Posters!
Tomb of the Giants has kicked my ass up and down the street but man it was fun. I gave up quick on trying to accumulate any souls. I just wanted progress!
Last night I finally beat those six big fucking skeletons in the crypt and found the Large Divine Ember. This is my first play-through so I had no idea what was waiting for me.
I’m running as a Pyromancer, alt’ing with the Drake Sword, a Divine Winged Spear & Divine Long Bow.
I know we’ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
--Navin R. Johnson (Steven Martin in The Jerk)
I know what I’m watching tonight