The sunshine sticks to the dusty floor
I’m listenin’ for the pay phone
A flask rolls in through a hole in the screen door
The cat’s in the bag and the bag’s in the river

Guess you found out that you can’t hold your liquor
Keep your eyes shut, it’ll go down quicker
The cat’s in the bag and the bag’s in the river, now
Stolen from a shoebox
Those sweet snapshots
Blackmail on rocks
Nickels on a squirt gun
The jailbirds sing at the crack of dawn
We got records, they’re locked in my head
I gotta a feelin’ this deal has gone bad
The cat’s in the bag and the bag’s in the river

Well, put it in the car, got revenge in my liver
Just pass the sign, outside the city limit
The cat’s in the bag and the bag’s in the river, now
Stolen from a shoebox
Those sweet snapshots
Blackmail on the rocks
Laredo
Laredo
The cat’s in the bag and the bag’s in the river

Well, put it in the car, got revenge in my liver
Just pass the sign, outside the city limit
The cat’s in the bag and the bag’s in the river, now
Stolen from a shoebox
Those sweet snapshots
Blackmail on rocks
Laredo, Mike Patton, Tomahawk



0 souls.
Tomb of the Giants has kicked my ass up and down the street but man it was fun. I gave up quick on trying to accumulate any souls. I just wanted progress!
Last night I finally beat those six big fucking skeletons in the crypt and found the Large Divine Ember. This is my first play-through so I had no idea what was waiting for me. 
I’m running as a Pyromancer, alt’ing with the Drake Sword, a Divine Winged Spear & Divine Long Bow.

0 souls.

Tomb of the Giants has kicked my ass up and down the street but man it was fun. I gave up quick on trying to accumulate any souls. I just wanted progress!

Last night I finally beat those six big fucking skeletons in the crypt and found the Large Divine Ember. This is my first play-through so I had no idea what was waiting for me. 

I’m running as a Pyromancer, alt’ing with the Drake Sword, a Divine Winged Spear & Divine Long Bow.

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I know we’ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

--Navin R. Johnson (Steven Martin in The Jerk)